Introduction
Sometimes saying someone is “drunk” feels too plain or too blunt. Whether you’re joking with friends, telling a story, or writing something playful, funny slang can make the moment more entertaining and less harsh.
He’s three sheets to the wind
Example 1
Ramzan: Is Bilal okay?
Aiman: Yeah… he’s three sheets to the wind.
Example 2
Aiman: He tried to high-five a lamp.
Ramzan: Definitely three sheets to the wind.
💡 Tip: Classic phrase that sounds funny and harmless.
She’s tipsy
Example 1
Ramzan: Why is she laughing at nothing?
Aiman: Just a little tipsy.
Example 2
Aiman: She’s not drunk — just tipsy.
Ramzan: That explains the giggling.
💡 Tip: Polite and socially safe.
He’s hammered
Example 1
Ramzan: He’s dancing alone.
Aiman: Yeah, he’s hammered.
Example 2
Aiman: He hugged the DJ.
Ramzan: Hammered confirmed.
💡 Tip: Common and expressive.
She’s smashed
Example 1
Ramzan: She can’t unlock her phone.
Aiman: She’s smashed.
Example 2
Aiman: She waved at a chair.
Ramzan: Definitely smashed.
💡 Tip: Casual and widely used.
He’s wasted
Example 1
Ramzan: He fell asleep at the table.
Aiman: He’s wasted.
Example 2
Aiman: He’s snoring already.
Ramzan: That was fast.
💡 Tip: Informal but common.
She’s plastered
Example 1
Ramzan: She’s singing loudly.
Aiman: She’s plastered.
Example 2
Aiman: She forgot the lyrics.
Ramzan: Still singing though.
💡 Tip: Sounds funny and dramatic.
He’s tanked
Example 1
Ramzan: Why is he hugging everyone?
Aiman: He’s tanked.
Example 2
Aiman: He called me his best friend.
Ramzan: You met him tonight.
💡 Tip: Great for storytelling.
She’s buzzed
Example 1
Ramzan: She seems extra cheerful.
Aiman: She’s buzzed.
Example 2
Aiman: She keeps repeating jokes.
Ramzan: Buzzed energy.
💡 Tip: Mild and friendly.
He’s lit
Example 1
Ramzan: He’s dancing like a pro.
Aiman: He’s lit tonight.
Example 2
Aiman: He ordered fries for everyone.
Ramzan: Lit generosity.
💡 Tip: Modern slang for fun vibes.
She’s gone
Example 1
Ramzan: Is she still with us?
Aiman: Nope, she’s gone.
Example 2
Aiman: She waved at nobody.
Ramzan: She’s gone.
💡 Tip: Simple and humorous.
He’s pickled
Example 1
Ramzan: Why is he talking to the wall?
Aiman: He’s pickled.
Example 2
Aiman: He introduced himself twice.
Ramzan: Pickled behavior.
💡 Tip: Silly and unexpected.
She’s toasted
Example 1
Ramzan: She’s dancing with a plant.
Aiman: She’s toasted.
Example 2
Aiman: The plant is winning.
Ramzan: Obviously.
💡 Tip: Light and playful.
He’s gone fishing
Example 1
Ramzan: He’s staring into space.
Aiman: He’s gone fishing.
Example 2
Aiman: He forgot mid-sentence.
Ramzan: Fishing trip.
💡 Tip: Subtle and funny.
She’s feeling no pain
Example 1
Ramzan: She fell but laughed.
Aiman: Feeling no pain.
Example 2
Aiman: She said she’s invincible.
Ramzan: That explains it.
💡 Tip: Old-school humor.
He’s sauced
Example 1
Ramzan: He’s hugging strangers.
Aiman: He’s sauced.
Example 2
Aiman: He’s offering life advice.
Ramzan: Sauced wisdom.
💡 Tip: Funny and casual.
She’s wobbly
Example 1
Ramzan: She can’t walk straight.
Aiman: She’s wobbly.
Example 2
Aiman: Gravity is winning.
Ramzan: Definitely wobbly.
💡 Tip: Lighthearted description.
He’s floating
Example 1
Ramzan: He looks dreamy.
Aiman: He’s floating.
Example 2
Aiman: He says the floor is soft.
Ramzan: Floating mode.
💡 Tip: Gentle and humorous.
She’s merry
Example 1
Ramzan: She’s singing carols… in July.
Aiman: She’s merry.
Example 2
Aiman: She’s hugging everyone.
Ramzan: Holiday spirit.
💡 Tip: Polite and old-fashioned.
He’s out of orbit
Example 1
Ramzan: He’s dancing with his shadow.
Aiman: Out of orbit.
Example 2
Aiman: NASA couldn’t track him.
Ramzan: Confirmed.
💡 Tip: Great for exaggeration.
She’s in another dimension
Example 1
Ramzan: She’s talking to the ceiling.
Aiman: Another dimension.
Example 2
Aiman: She waved at the fan.
Ramzan: Interdimensional communication.
💡 Tip: Dramatic and funny.
He’s sloshed
Example 1
Ramzan: He spilled his drink twice.
Aiman: Sloshed.
Example 2
Aiman: He toasted the table.
Ramzan: Sloshed behavior.
💡 Tip: Classic slang.
She’s gone bananas
Example 1
Ramzan: She’s dancing on a chair.
Aiman: Gone bananas.
Example 2
Aiman: The chair is scared.
Ramzan: Understandably.
💡 Tip: Silly and playful.
Final Thoughts
Humorous slang makes storytelling more entertaining and softens the bluntness of saying someone is drunk. Whether you’re joking with friends or sharing a funny memory, these expressions add personality and laughter to the moment.
Just remember: use them in the right setting and always prioritize safety and respect when alcohol is involved.
