We’ve all been there a random message pops up:
“Hello dear, I am from your bank…”
or
“Congratulations! You have won a prize!”
Instead of getting annoyed, why not have a little fun describing these digital troublemakers?
Below are 40 funny ways to say “scammer on WhatsApp”, with casual conversations between Ramzan (A) and Aiman (B) that sound like real chats between friends.
Let’s expose the nonsense… with humor 😄
1. Professional time-waster
Example 1
A: Who texted you?
B: A professional time-waster.
Example 2
A: Again?
B: They never take a day off.
💡 Tip: Perfect for mild sarcasm.
2. Certified nonsense distributor
Example 1
A: What did they want?
B: To distribute certified nonsense.
Example 2
A: Sounds official.
B: Sadly, it isn’t.
💡 Tip: Great for fake prize messages.
3. Internet mosquito
Example 1
A: Why did you block that number?
B: Internet mosquito.
Example 2
A: Annoying?
B: Extremely.
💡 Tip: Small but irritating.
4. Digital pickpocket
Example 1
A: What did they ask for?
B: Bank details. Digital pickpocket.
Example 2
A: Bold.
B: And blocked.
💡 Tip: Highlights the danger humorously.
5. Fake lottery ambassador
Example 1
A: Why are you laughing?
B: I just “won” a lottery.
Example 2
A: Congratulations.
B: Courtesy of a fake lottery ambassador.
💡 Tip: Common scam joke.
6. CEO of suspicious offers
Example 1
A: What’s the message?
B: The CEO of suspicious offers contacted me.
Example 2
A: Big promotion?
B: Straight to the block list.
💡 Tip: Great for shady deals.
7. Prince from Nowhere Land
Example 1
A: Who needs help transferring money?
B: A prince from Nowhere Land.
Example 2
A: Royalty, huh?
B: Very generous… with my money.
💡 Tip: Classic scam reference.
8. WhatsApp clown
Example 1
A: Why did you send a laughing emoji?
B: The WhatsApp clown texted me.
Example 2
A: What did they say?
B: “Urgent investment opportunity.”
💡 Tip: Perfect for ridiculous claims.
9. Keyboard magician
Example 1
A: How did they know your name?
B: Keyboard magic.
Example 2
A: Impressive.
B: Still blocked.
💡 Tip: Fake personalization humor.
10. Discount villain
Example 1
A: What’s the offer?
B: 90% off my common sense.
Example 2
A: From whom?
B: A discount villain.
💡 Tip: Great for absurd deals.
11. Spam artist
Example 1
A: Another message?
B: From a spam artist.
Example 2
A: Creative?
B: Not even.
💡 Tip: Light and witty.
12. Data thief in training
Example 1
A: What did they ask?
B: OTP codes. Data thief in training.
Example 2
A: Bold move.
B: Instant block.
💡 Tip: Educates while joking.
13. Suspicious opportunity manager
Example 1
A: Job offer?
B: Suspicious opportunity manager.
Example 2
A: Salary?
B: My bank balance.
💡 Tip: Job scam humor.
14. Fake bank representative
Example 1
A: Your account was blocked?
B: According to a fake bank rep.
Example 2
A: Panic?
B: Only laughter.
💡 Tip: Common scam style.
15. Emoji-powered fraud engine
Example 1
A: Why so many emojis?
B: Fraud with decorations.
Example 2
A: Professional?
B: Not even close.
💡 Tip: Perfect for flashy scam texts.
16. Screenshot-worthy nonsense
Example 1
A: Why did you screenshot it?
B: For entertainment value.
Example 2
A: That bad?
B: Legendary nonsense.
💡 Tip: Share-worthy messages.
17. Wi-Fi bandit
Example 1
A: Who tried calling you?
B: A Wi-Fi bandit.
Example 2
A: Dangerous?
B: Only to gullible people.
💡 Tip: Modern and fun.
18. Inbox intruder
Example 1
A: Another unknown number?
B: Inbox intruder.
Example 2
A: Evicted?
B: Immediately.
💡 Tip: Mild and funny.
19. Bargain basement criminal
Example 1
A: That scam looked cheap.
B: Bargain basement criminal.
Example 2
A: Budget fraud.
B: Exactly.
💡 Tip: Perfect for poorly written scams.
20. Digital snake oil seller
Example 1
A: Miracle investment?
B: From a digital snake oil seller.
Example 2
A: Guaranteed profit?
B: Guaranteed block.
💡 Tip: Classic scam humor.
(Keep reading… more WhatsApp comedy ahead 😂)
21. OTP collector
💡 Tip: They always want the code.
22. Block list volunteer
💡 Tip: Saves you time.
23. Fake fortune distributor
💡 Tip: “You have won!”
24. Professional copy-paste expert
💡 Tip: Same script every time.
25. Screenshot celebrity
💡 Tip: Worth sharing with friends.
26. Bank account fisherman
💡 Tip: Phishing attempt alert.
27. Scammy McScamface
💡 Tip: Internet humor classic.
28. Suspicious link salesman
💡 Tip: Never click.
29. Fraud influencer
💡 Tip: Zero followers, maximum lies.
30. Crypto miracle guru
💡 Tip: Guaranteed losses.
31. Urgent message specialist
💡 Tip: “Act now!”
32. Random number philosopher
💡 Tip: Deep nonsense.
33. Prize delivery illusionist
💡 Tip: Prize not included.
34. Keyboard con artist
💡 Tip: Confidence without skill.
35. Trust me bro consultant
💡 Tip: Instant red flag.
36. Suspicious uncle from the internet
💡 Tip: Family you never asked for.
37. Link-click trap engineer
💡 Tip: Stay safe.
38. Fraudulent opportunity fairy
💡 Tip: Wishes cost money.
39. Scam notification service
💡 Tip: Daily alerts.
40. Block-and-delete specialist
💡 Tip: Your only response.
Final Thoughts 😂📱
Scammers may be annoying, but humor makes dealing with them a little easier.
Just remember:
✔ Never share personal information
✔ Never share OTP codes
✔ Never click suspicious links
✔ Block and report immediately
And when the next suspicious message arrives… at least you’ll have 40 funny names ready 😄
Stay safe and stay smart online.
